This is my first blog post ever and it's going to be short. I was just looking at some of the hilarious videos that the Rasmussens posted, and thought I'd post a few favorites of my own. Enjoy the hilarity of the following extremely terrible bits of cinematography and choreography. I have also included a few remarks and questions for the director and choreographer of each scene -- these questions are burning in my soul and if the director or choreographer of any of the following films happens upon this blog post, please feel free to comment.
No comment, just funny.
For the sound effects man, why does the lizard sound like an old, motion-sick man who just ate some bad chicken wings and is now bent over the toilet tossing his cookies? And for the editor, did you really review this scene and think "oh yeah, this is exactly what we were going for"? And just for clarification, is the lizard trying to make out with captain Kirk or squeeze him to death just before Kirk pulls out the awesome "smack the lizard on the ears" move?
Uhhh, the lawn mower? Seriously? You couldn't come up with a better move than the lawn mower?
"Alright, Jan, that's a wrap. You were fabulous today -- your lip syncing was about 5 seconds off from the music, but this video is going to make us millions. And your dance moves were in perfect sync with the beat, well done. I'm sure glad we found Rico the mullet man to play your lover in this one -- couldn't have done it without him." Be of good cheer, Jan. After this song, whoever you were singing to would never even think of leaving you -- you won't lose him, Jan, you won't lose him -- not tonight.
5 comments:
Oh goodness. That last video was painful to watch. Very. Painful.
so all the videos were pretty good, but that first one was hilarious! i kept thinking, "no...this has to be a gag. no one would actually do that." did he REALLY do that?!
Hey, I want updates on that incubating snoog! How is the pregnancy going? Only two months left! Love your guts!
That is one evil stink-eye the Lizard throws at Shatner before he hurls the styrofoam boulder that bounces and doesn't shatter! Fantastic!
And the dancing in a word? *Electric* The blonde with the Dorothy Hamil do- that's my mom doing her Jazzercise in the 80's. I'm totally going to show her.
So you're home and it's time to play!
So I sent my address to you on Facebook...did you get it?
I am so excited for you and this little baby girl! You are going to LOVE being a mom & you will be so great at it! Can't wait to see you at the shower...it feels like forever since we've seen each other, doesn't it??
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